Grasshopper

29 Mar 2024

Dream

I dreamt that I was in a cult and my cult leader suggested I pour crickets or maybe grasshoppers all over our bed - I don’t remember if it was crickets or grasshoppers since it seemed to be both at times - and then I actually did poor circlet/grasshoppers all over me and my husbands bed and then I watched them scurry away and underneath the bed and mattress. Then I went looking for them, having realized my mistake at agreeing to do this, and they were all gone. And I went search and search under the bed and pulling up the mattress but none of the big ones were there. Then I tried to lay down and go back to sleep but I kept feeling tiny crickets/grasshoppers on me and trying to swat them off, but the suggestion of them being there got me very anxious and unhappy. I did see tiny crickets/grasshoppers on my arms and body but I’d kill them pr swat them away, but they kept appearing. Then the cult leader laughed at me and said you’ll forever be wondering where they are, what they’re doing, and if they’re in your bed and I was very unhappy and anxious and regretful. Then I woke up.

9 Mar 2024

Dream

had a dream i a student in London, and my teacher was actor Andrew Garfield. We somehow had each other on Facebook, i then must’ve posted something along the lines “of course the guy whose in spiderman is attractive” or something i cant exactly remember, but basically. He pulled me in his office and basically asked who I meant from the comment, it was quite flirty and I definitely had a crush on him but clearly nothing went further. In the end it was an end of a school day and there was a semi cute guy i asked to put my coat away for me and I was with my old friends Kat but couldn’t figure out who the second person was, we had to climb up to search for my coat and then i saw really big grasshopper/cockroaches that were about to pounce or fly away down, i felt scared so i climbed over them and slide down to my friend Kat. I was also talking about the whole Andrew Garfield stuff, while looking for my coat. Then the dream switches to when i’m on a bus and i’m private messaging Andrew Garfield and someone tries to grab my phone but i quickly dodge - and then they start apologising for attempting to do that, then i get off the bus and then there’s multiple cars at the car shop trying to get fixed and there’s a man with a disability so he needs like 10/16 wheels on his car but it’s broken down and it’s taking a lot of space, but he asks the girl who drives a Range Rover whose wheel has been ripped off in a way, if she can move her car more straight. It was a bit weird but yeah, that was my dream.

2 Feb 2024

Dream

I was driving down the road, and I saw a baby turtle in the road, so I picked it up and brought it home. After I brought it home, I put it in a tank, and the next day I woke up and there were multiple fat frogs, more turtles, fish, grasshoppers, crickets. And when I cried that I knew that I couldn't take care of all these animals, my mom decided to get rid of them and flush them down the toilet.