31 Jan 2024
Dream
okay so this was weird. I was like, doing a script read for a play with some of my friends from college at a park on a bench but we kept bursting out into songs from hamilton. then after a while, we saw the actual story of the play, which involved eddie Murphy and his many kids invading and stealing a farm from an old plump lady. she hid in a shed after saying they could have the farm. Eddie and the kids then went down this weird dip thing towards the rails when suddenly CPS showed up in helicopters and took away the kids. Eddie was running away and suddenly morphed into ME, so I'm running down the train tracks and then find a different man standing outside a broken train. we board the train which had a fancy interior, similar to Harry Potter, and it took us back in time to 1999! we walked around for a while before seeing a second hand shop and going inside. the shop had a bunch of resident evil stuff, such as a really weird looking shirt and replica guns! it also had re1! I looked over at the counter and saw non other than leon kennedy and Albert wesker cosplayers! I told them that their cosplays were really cool but they didn't respond so I'm pretty sure they were actually the characters. anyway, after showing the lady at the counter my phone, we left the shop and headed to greggs where I ran into another friend from college. they were being bullied and harrased by a bunch of girls with cameras so I went over and grabbed the main girls wrist. I started yelling at her in a man's voice, saying how she's never to do that again and asking if she understands. I tell her to say she understands but she stays quiet. the greggs employee stops me and says I was being over dramatic, so I asked her how she would feel being followed around and recorded. she said she wouldn't mind, so I recorded her while laughing. she got upset and asked me to stop, and I did. I told her that's how my friend felt. she accepts that and apologies before asking what I'd like to order. I was about to order a vegan sausage roll before realising that those didn't exist yet, but the cat was out of the bag. I tell the greggs employee that I'm a time traveller, and there will come a time where greggs makes vegan sausage rolls. she asked if I travel through time and space like the doctor, I said I can't travel through space, but I CAN travel through time. I showed her a mini tardis I kept in my pocket, with multiple tardises within itself before revealing the interior of the 11th doctor tardis. she was amazed and asked how you spell tardis, so I showed her and she said she had been spelling it wrong. I get my food and head upstairs with my friend, but run into a group of men who said that I only liked resident evil for attention. I proceeded to spoil the entirety of resident evil 4 for them, and scolded them for not knowing the future of resident evil since they're "real" fans. I can't remember what happened after that. I think I mentioned ethan winters, but then woke up
