9 Feb 2025
Dream
There's an unmarked cafe across the street from where I live and it's early morning and only one barista is opening. I assume they need someone to help opening--a manager--I look up the business so I can apply online and just when I thought it was Starbucks (I specifically looked up if there was a Starbucks near me, but the nearest one was 10 miles away), next thing I know, I'm being trained. What's even stranger is the person training me was specifically an actor by the name of Jacob McCarthy, who played a student in "A.P. Bio".
I have to pee, so I go to a room in the back, which looks like a dilapidated office. One person stepped into what was definitely a restroom and this office space is apparently the backup restroom; like it was a bathroom that became a makeshift office. There was a desk and computer and everything. I do my business on the rolling toilet chair, and right when I have to wipe, Associates (one of the Cellhouse people from Alcatraz IRL, where I used to work) is leading the few Associates in awaiting instructions.
Right in front of them, in my private office, I wipe, place the TP in the garbage can in front of me (because this toilet rolls--of course you can't flush anything down but water).