Dream About Vampires Witches And Parakeets

i had 4 dreams. my first dream was about me being a half vampire half witch, trying to unify the witches and werevoles against the zombies attacking us. they were hesitant about me being mixed, which frustrated me because who cares about who is who when we’re all under threat? second dream starts off with having my coat stolen by a kid at a school i was working at. i never found out who did it, but i spent time searching for it. it was my bright blue coat that i have in real life, and i gave up eventually, standing out in the schoolyard. the dream transitions to me being out in a field or park, with an african salesman nearby. i went to buy 3 items, two of which were a water installation and accompanying eels. at the time of payment, a discount was automatically applied to my order, but the guy was NOT happy about it, even after i insisted it wasn’t me that did it. he ended up changing the discount from around $100 to about $1 off, which was annoying but it was fine since i still intended to purchase my items regardless. i get to my house, which is a cabin in the woods in the middle of beautiful nature. the man used a water bucket and installed the water and eels. i quickly realized it was a silly decision. i couldn’t traverse my house easily without having to go in the water, and the eels freaked me out. somehow, the eels changed into big bright red parakeets that came out of the water and made their way out of my windows. i realized i should probably get window screens. there was a parakeet that took a little more encouragement because she had kids, but soon i get all the parakeets to leave. my last thought is about how to get the water out my house. in my third dream, i was playing Rainbow Six Siege, a video game that in real life i have a lot of trouble with some it’s a shooter and strategy game. in this dream, i was doing incredibly well, the best in the lobby. it was like i understood where to look and where to move, making all of my shots and quelling any enemy activity. my fourth dream happened close to when i woke up, so it was very short. i dreamt about a black woman posting her PUSSY on instagram!!! the first slide of the post was a video of her bottom half as she took off her shorts, her underwear, and then seeing her vagina but in mildly obscure/dark lighting. the second slide of her post was a shot of her vagina in bright lighting, highlighting her lips and pinkness. then i woke up.