30 Apr 2025
Dream
I had a dream that I was living in the house that I grew up in when I was, I dunno, I guess four years old, possibly. It was the big three-storey house in Boscombe. And I was off work, I don't know if I was ill or just having the day off, but I was just sat in my lounge, with the telly on, I think I had my pyjamas on, and then all of a sudden this person appears in the room. And it's the woman I work with, Rachel, the one that's really annoying, it was her husband, and he came in and he started going through all my stuff, and then he went out in the garden and he was sorting the garden out, and I was kind of like, what are you doing here, like, what, how do you know where I live, too, you can't just turn up and start doing stuff. And he was asking me if the pond was staying or something in the garden, and I said, well, we did have a pond, but it's overgrown now, and the pond had overtaken the whole lawn, and the lawn was massive, but the pond was full of slugs, like massive slugs, and they started spilling out onto the path and stuff, and he said, oh yeah, you've got slugs, they love it when it's wet, and I was just like, oh my god, this is disgusting. And Abi came along, and I said to her, I said, we should go and get rid of this guy, like, it's Rachel's husband, I don't even know who he is, I don't know why he's here, he's just walked in, and then we went in the lounge and he was sat there and he was watching the telly, and he was like, oh, I don't like this show, and he kept turning the telly over, and I was like, what is going on? But for some reason, what I decided to do was just get a black bin bag and just start bagging up all my stuff and throwing it away, and it was really weird, so I was just bagging up all this stuff, all of abi's old toys, like, stuff that's really old, stuff that was broken but I just kept, and I was just bagging it all up to throw out.