27 Jul 2024
Dream
Okay, so my dream was so weird last night. So, okay, so me and my mom were watching TV and we come across, like, I'm guessing we watched something and then the next thing that came on was a behind the scenes of making porn videos and me and my mom was like, what? So then we turned the TV off because what? Then all of a sudden my dream skipped to me and my mom trying to save this couple, they fell for a trap. Like, the trap was, I'm guessing it was their wedding night. So the trap was get them on a boat so they can go do whatever they want to do. And, you know, they were on the boat and they started, you know, having sex. And then me and my mom, we got on the boat and told them, hey, it's a trap, it's a trap. So they went ahead and put on their clothes and then they jumped onto another boat that was moving with some passengers in it so the people won't, so the people that was out to get them won't see them. So all of a sudden the dream skipped to my boyfriend having sex with another girl and his friend having sex with a girl and he was singing the cat in the hat song over and over and over again. And then the dream skipped to me coming home and the rug was full of throw up. Like, I'm guessing he did like a throat trick on the girl and she threw up and I was mad because why, why did she throw up on my carpet? All of a sudden they come in naked and they're still having sex. And, you know, I told him, you gonna make sure she cleaned up all that throw up. She threw up all over my carpet and he kept on singing the cat in the hat song. And then while he was having sex with her and I was just watching them for some reason. And then all of a sudden, I was like, why do you keep singing that song? That song is like a song of authority or whatever, because I used to sing that song and then the dream ended. In real life my mom passed away and I don’t have a boyfriend and the part of the song he kept singing was Verse 1: Mike Myers]
There was this
Cat I knew back home where
I was bred, he never
Listened to a single thing his
Mother said! He never
Used the litter box, he made a
Mess in the halls, that's why they
Sent him to a vet to cut off
Both his ball—
Ba... ba...
[Chorus: Mike Myers]
BOY! That wasn't
Fun, fun, fun!
He never learned you can have
Fun, fun, fun!
But less is more! They may
Ship you off to school, so rain it
In a little, we
Can't spell fun without you in the
Middle! (Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-
Bah!)
And he just kept repeating that over and over again
