2 Dec 2023
Dream
I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend was in my apartment and refusing to leave. She was stuck with her face in the couch for 2 days. And that when I went to call the cops, my phone was at 15% battery. The cops didn't show up the first time, to which point the 3rd person in the apartment just sat on the couch and did nothing about her. After those two days, I noticed that my food was going missing quite a bit. I asked if she was still here. The mysterious 3rd person said yes. "Well that explains why all the food has been disappearing so quickly. She eats all the food." Somehow, she kept trying to smoke bongs in what I thought was my apartment. There was 2 shelves with 3 bongs each, and i destroyed both the ones she attempted to smoke out of, smashing them on the ground. One was blue, that was originally in the middle on the top shelf, the other this milky white color, that originally sat on the bottom shelf to the right. And then we went out a door into some steps, it was snowing outside, there were three people, one was holding a slightly wet piece of paper and told her to piss standing up through it. We were all laughing at her.
Then, a noise like people coming in through the door happened. It turned out we were at the wrong apartment. A lady handed me her purse to put on the table. It was scratchy. The lady led us to the front door, and pointed at the 2 instead of 1 on the apartment sign outside. She got upset, handed me a broom and told me to clean it up. I look up from the broom and I notice a teenage boy shoving things into his bag, with pokemon folders, Pikachu and Snorlax. He snapped his backpack shut and zipped it up, slinging it over his shoulder. Some of the pieces of the bongs were fine dust, so I asked for a dustpan. The lady led me all over the kitchen, pointing out what I'd need to do to clean the floor and broom afterwards. I told her I needed a dustpan. She finally told me she didn't have one and to figure it out. I used a trash can.
Back in my apartment, my ex was still there. She wouldn't leave so I pushed her and then slapped her, to which she punched me and tackled me to the ground and punched me in my heart multiple times. After she was done, she shut herself in the bedroom. I went to lay down on the couch because I was so tired of her shit. I tried to message my friend in discord and didn't quite get to the DMs because I kept clicking servers. I finally sent the message in "Topi's Faerie Forest". My friend told me "This is a little more right-wing, isn't it?" I told them no, and what was going on. And I kept looking for the cops to call me back because we got disconnected, and it was 24 hours later. But somehow, the only missed call I had was from someone named "EGGZ". And there was a 3rd person in the apartment that kept telling me that the cops hadn't come and that my ex-girlfriend was there. The dream finally ended with a 911 call that was captioned. And one of the lines was "Wal: MARTY"
