Dream About Desert Portal Ufo Kiss

I was in a group of scientists and engineers that followed another group into some portal or something that took us to a desert. Night came and we were all hanging out at my camp. We had abundant resources and could somehow order more or acquire more if we wanted somehow while the other camp that was running away from us or something didn't have much. I went over to their camp because it looked like thy were trying to build a bomb or mini nuke or something as there were little explosions. I get over ther and we were just chatting the were saying new rules to conserve resources. They said no more anal sex because they had to conserve matches. People went ahhhh like they were upset about that decision. I thought it was hilarious. I guess in the dream they used matches for sight and stink? We all then started making our way away from camp on foot for a few yards and I turned around and saw a ufo that came out of the sky and crashed on the ground. I yelled to them about the ufo amd we ram over to it. I then made a joke saying "it's a me, Mario!" Like the alien would pop out like that and then they did and I laughed and thought what are the odds the alien looks like Mario. It was standing on top of the ufo. It then started to dance in place for a second before crawling back into the ship. We chased it inside and I went up to it like a crazy person and started playing like yelling weird noises like a song and marking up it's head which turned into a helmet with a crayon or marker and then I stopped and our heads were close and in opposite direction from the others so they couldn't see. I could tell they were actually a female women and I felt a strong attraction to her and we kissed very softly. I could feel her little soft lips and they were reddish pink. I then realized it was my girlfriend or something and we all left the ship together. I felt a lot of happiness and love and the dream was hilarious and made me laugh the whole time